What are you hacking off? Is it my torso?! 'It is!' My precious torso! No, she'll probably make me do it. Oh Leela! You're the only person I could turn to; you're the only person who ever loved me. That's right, baby. I ain't your loverboy Flexo, the guy you love so much. You even love anyone pretending to be him!
I've been there. My folks were always on me to groom myself and wear underpants. What am I, the pope? Bender, you risked your life to save me! Hey, tell me something. You've got all this money. How come you always dress like you're doing your laundry?
Oh I beg to differ, I think we have a lot to discuss. After all, you are a client. This man is a knight in shining armor. I'm not the monster he wants me to be. So I'm neither man nor beast. I'm something new entirely. With my own set of rules. I'm Dexter. Boo.